One photo. Zero sugar-coating.
Your room asked for honest feedback.
Upload a photo for a funny AI roast, then get three practical redesign concepts and a share-ready glow-up reveal.
No design confidence required. Your questionable lamp is welcome.
Roast preview
“The chair is giving waiting room. Let’s give it a better plot.”
The RoomRoast promise
Playful, never personal
We roast the room—not the person living in it.
Ideas at real budgets
Every reveal includes budget, mid-range, and splurge directions.
You control the share
Your result stays yours until you choose to post it.
From chaos to concept
A useful glow-up, disguised as a joke.
RoomRoast starts with entertainment, then turns the punchline into an actionable room plan.
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One photo in
Upload a clear shot of your room. No measurements, mood board, or design vocabulary required.
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The honest roast
Get a funny, specific verdict that calls out what is not working without taking itself too seriously.
- 03
Three ways forward
Compare budget, mid-range, and splurge redesign concepts with useful shopping links.
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A reveal worth posting
Turn the original room and its proposed glow-up into a ready-to-share before-and-after video.
Pick your level of intervention
A room rescue for every budget.
One-off packages—because your bedroom does not need another subscription.
Quick Roast
For the brave and curious.
$0
one-time per package
- One room roast
- Shareable roast card
- One preview concept
Full Glow-Up
The complete RoomRoast treatment.
$9
one-time per package
- Full room roast
- Budget, mid, and splurge concepts
- Shoppable product suggestions
- Before-and-after glow-up video
Whole Flat
For multiple rooms that need a word.
$24
one-time per package
- Up to four room roasts
- Three concepts per room
- Shoppable suggestions
- Four glow-up videos
Launch pricing shown. Product availability and exact inclusions may evolve as RoomRoast improves.
Questions, answered plainly
Before you expose the room.
Your room can take it
Get roasted. Get a plan. Get the reveal.
Upload one photo and find out whether the rug is really tying the room together.
Roast my room